In this show, we started with a heart-warming tale of a 4 year old child who unlocked his mother’s iPhone using her thumbprint and then asked Siri to call an ambulance.
Mr CLAUS, Santa --------------- Presenting Complaint: "I want an annual physical, Ho Ho Ho!" Other Factors: Elves face significant occupational health and safety risk Check our our show on injury prevention BMI: 45 - Obese III Want to lose weight? Or learn about weight-loss diets Alcohol consumption: Excessive. 1 alcoholic beverage/household visited. Learn more about alcohol here. Physical activity: Sedentary. Spends large amounts of time seated on a sleigh. Recommendation: stop sleigh 10 minutes away from each house, To increase his physical activity. Consider taking part in a Santa run. Tobacco use: Smoke encircles his head like a wreath. Smoking cessation advice. Other advice: Cover up well to avoid hypothermia/frostbite. Be cautious with winter activities, especially motorized ones. Consider vitamin D supplement. Be cautious of contracting animal-borne diseases from close contact with reindeeer. Check for ticks from reindeer following each sleigh ride. Social history: Lives with wife (Mrs Claus), frequent arguments because of his sexist, anti-feminist perspective Stress management recommended. 2 children. Advice given on managing childhood illness. Physical examination: Cheeks like roses. Nose like a cherry. Broad face. Little round belly (shakes when he laughs like a bowlful of jelly). Prognosis: Guarded. Needs to attend to lifestyle factors.
We’re not going to give out a car (Oprah-style), but we will give you health advice “You get health advice, you get health advice, you get health advice!”
Wishing all our listeners a very Merry Christmas!
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